Trucking Aficionado Mugs

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Yomp Trucking INC. My way or the highway (Sign on CEO's desk)

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"How much if I pedal?"

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Semiliterate.

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

Dog Driving a Truck

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'