Truck Enthusiast Mugs

Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Milk Truck With Udders.

Using a sheepdog's tail as a windscreen wiper.

'I once had a dashboard covered with junk like that and the window broke from the stress.'

"This one even has a smoking section."

'...if I have to get a job when I grow up, I guess I'll be a garbage man. You get to drive big trucks, throw things and you only work on Tuesdays.'

'Why do I get the feeling my divorce is final?'

"You're quite the pick up artist!"

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Gigantic transporter carrying transporters.

I brake for EVERYTHING.

Carpets and truckpets.

"Good of your boss to lend us this just to pop to the shops!"

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"I'm eating my bugs grilled from now on."

"The truck is fine but these outsourcing practices worry me...

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

Guy hauling a Uhaul truck.

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

The Semi-trailer Truck's version of a Cemetery with a truck about to be buried

Semiliterate.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Did you have to pay union dues, lose your health insurance, vote Democratic, and get laid off to buy that new truck?" "You took the advertising a little too literally, Fred."

I love mice.

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

Uh-Oh

Dog Driving a Truck

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Perfect."