Pickup Truck Aficionados Gifts

Parking Lot Dare

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Moon Pies.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Undersized Load

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

He's Tasty!

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Trucker

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

Semiliterate.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Dog Driving a Truck