Vintage Truck Enthusiast Gifts

"On the plus side, we don't have one of those toxic mortgages."

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

The American Nightmare.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

Undersized Load

James May

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"