Pickup Aficionado Gifts

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

It's great for pulling the birds!

Route 666

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Smile

Fresh fish

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

All you'd expect in a British car!

One Man and Two Trucks

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

Lucky car.

He's Tasty!

"There's something different about you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'