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'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

Penny Farthing in Giant Wheel Clamp.

'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

"After thirty years, that old car of mine is still on the road."

"To be honest mate, I wasn't aware they made a parachute for a 1960 Popular!!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

A train's dining car is a diner.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

Chicken Coupe.

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The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

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