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'Sorry. Pickup lines don't work on me.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Moon Pies.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Undersized Load

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

One Man and Two Trucks

Monster chariot races

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

He's Tasty!

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"