Pickup Truck Lover Prints

'Sorry. Pickup lines don't work on me.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Undersized Load

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

One Man and Two Trucks

Monster chariot races

He's Tasty!

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"