Big Truck Lovers Prints

"Between the loud exhaust system and 18 speaker audio, you won't hear the screams of the people you crush..."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Moon Pies.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

One Man and Two Trucks

Monster chariot races

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Trucker

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

He was a pick-up. She was a dump truck. it was bound to be a bumpy road ahead.'

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

Dog Driving a Truck

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'