Monster Truck Lover Prints

"Got any new monster trucks?"

Monster chariot races

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Moon Pies.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

Useless car accessories.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

Semiliterate.

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

He was a pick-up. She was a dump truck. it was bound to be a bumpy road ahead.'

Dog Driving a Truck

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'