Monster Truck Lover Prints

"Got any new monster trucks?"

Monster chariot races

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Useless car accessories.

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

Semiliterate.

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

Dog Driving a Truck

Trucker

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.