Pickup Truck Enthusiast Prints

"Remember, son. Everything happens for a reason. Or because someone messed up real bad."

"Had a pickup truck but kept a cat. Rejection, right?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

He's Tasty!

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

Dog Driving a Truck

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

Semiliterate.