Pickup Enthusiast Pillows

"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Fresh fish

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Nice park. . .

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'Nice smile.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'