Pickup Artist Enthusiast Mugs

'Hi -- my name is Dave...', 'Whoa! -- this is moving WAY too fast for me!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

He's Tasty!

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Paradise Singles Bar.

"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker