Parts Pick-up Artist T-Shirts

"Well this part of your order has arrived, but the other parts haven't, though I understand they're in transit. So I guess parts of your parts order are partly here."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Dizzy Spider

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"...and that concludes your first lecture on anatomy."

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"Excuse me...is that a portable jack?"

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker

'Lose the shell. We're skins.'

"I'm a breast and leg man, myself!"

'Hey, Earl, do we stock the rear end for a '57 Caucasan?'

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

"Hi. Obviously, I'm betting everything on the watch."

Closing time, and a man and a woman are checking each other out across the bar: 'Slim pickings.' 'Fat chance.'

'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'

Joe's Auto Wrecker

"Doesn't this state have a law against sitting in a pickup bed while casting a baleful stare?"

The Quick Picker Up

My name is Morton and I'm a nice man. So? Are you a nice woman? Can you believe this? I think I've discovered a whole new species of wimp! Actually, he's kinda cute...