"Well this part of your order has arrived, but the other parts haven't, though I understand they're in transit. So I guess parts of your parts order are partly here."
Parts Pick-up Artist Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s into pickup artistry and enjoys a creative twist? Our collection offers witty and playful items that capture their charismatic personality. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts, these gifts are designed to bring a smile and reflect their unique approach to connecting with others. Ideal for fans of playful banter and artistic flair, our selection celebrates confidence and charm with a fun and lighthearted touch.
"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."
'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'
"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."
"Forget it - she's out of your league."
Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.
'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''
"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."
"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"
"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"
"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"
Dizzy Spider
Stuffed animal head falls on man.
'I'm getting ready for mating season.'
'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'
"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."
"...and that concludes your first lecture on anatomy."
Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.
"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"
"Fancy joining the mile low club?"
"Excuse me...is that a portable jack?"
All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.
'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm
"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker
'Lose the shell. We're skins.'
"I'm a breast and leg man, myself!"
'Hey, Earl, do we stock the rear end for a '57 Caucasan?'
"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."
"Hi. Obviously, I'm betting everything on the watch."
Closing time, and a man and a woman are checking each other out across the bar: 'Slim pickings.' 'Fat chance.'
'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'
Joe's Auto Wrecker
"Doesn't this state have a law against sitting in a pickup bed while casting a baleful stare?"
The Quick Picker Up
My name is Morton and I'm a nice man. So? Are you a nice woman? Can you believe this? I think I've discovered a whole new species of wimp! Actually, he's kinda cute...
Parts Pick-up Artist Gifts Collection
Parts Pick-up Artist Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs and find the perfect playful design for your creative pickup artist—make every coffee break a moment of fun.
Parts Pick-up Artist Pillows
Brighten their space with pillows that speak their language of humor and style—ideal for creative personalities.
Parts Pick-up Artist Prints
Discover prints that capture personality, humor, and artistry—perfect for decorating their space with a clever touch.
Parts Pick-up Artist T-Shirts
Looking for a t-shirt that says it all? Check out our witty and charming designs, perfect for showcasing their creative charisma.