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'Lose the shell. We're skins.'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"There's something different about you."

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

He's Tasty!

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

"So, back to my place?"

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Paradise Singles Bar.