Pickup Game Player Pillows

'Lose the shell. We're skins.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

He's Tasty!

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

"So, back to my place?"

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Paradise Singles Bar.

Talk to me baby, I'm all ears.