Pickup Artist In Training Pillows

"I'll take this book. A buddy recommended it to me. . . no idea why. Holy crap! You're one helluva hot chick!!"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

He's Tasty!

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

"There's something different about you."

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"So, back to my place?"

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"I thought I'd try out bedlam."

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"We don't need to push down on the pedal QUITE so hard, Petunia."

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker