Pickup Artist In Training Pillows

"I'll take this book. A buddy recommended it to me. . . no idea why. Holy crap! You're one helluva hot chick!!"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

He's Tasty!

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"So, back to my place?"

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"I thought I'd try out bedlam."

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"We don't need to push down on the pedal QUITE so hard, Petunia."

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Paradise Singles Bar.