Pickup Artists Pillows

'I don't mind being turned down for a date, but I hate it when they say I 'missed the cut'.'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'You had me at hell.'

"So, back to my place?"

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

He's Tasty!

"There's something different about you."

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'Hiya, spaceman.'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'