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'I don't mind being turned down for a date, but I hate it when they say I 'missed the cut'.'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'You had me at hell.'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

He's Tasty!

"There's something different about you."

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

"So, back to my place?"

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'Hiya, spaceman.'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"