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"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'It must be the plague!'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"Geoffrey also does crosswords to keep his mind active."

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

Mice in maze - 'Take 2 lefts, 3 rights, another left, 4 rights, 2 lefts, 3 rights and you can't miss it.'

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

"Yep, it's another roo... Um, guys? This may prove to be a bit more difficult than we had originally thought."

'Lose the shell. We're skins.'

"I'm a breast and leg man, myself!"

Closing time, and a man and a woman are checking each other out across the bar: 'Slim pickings.' 'Fat chance.'

"Hi. Obviously, I'm betting everything on the watch."

'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'