Pick-up Game Pro Gifts

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'It must be the plague!'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"Geoffrey also does crosswords to keep his mind active."

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

Mice in maze - 'Take 2 lefts, 3 rights, another left, 4 rights, 2 lefts, 3 rights and you can't miss it.'

"Yep, it's another roo... Um, guys? This may prove to be a bit more difficult than we had originally thought."

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

'Lose the shell. We're skins.'

Do you come here often? May I buy you a brief?

"I'm a breast and leg man, myself!"

"Shh, don't disturb him, he's working hard."

"Hi. Obviously, I'm betting everything on the watch."

Closing time, and a man and a woman are checking each other out across the bar: 'Slim pickings.' 'Fat chance.'