Name Game Pro Gifts

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

'It's my pseudonym.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

Can I be Frank with you?

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"I actually prefer Richard..."

Menu. You should know that Attila doesn't like to be called "Hon."

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

'The boss came up and said, 'there are too many guys named Kevin around here' and so - I was fired!'

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'The asteroid he named after himself just fell into the sun.'

"Actually, I’m Peg. She’s Jackie."

"And this is Brie."

"We still can't decide if she's more a Hillary or an Allison"

"Scurvy Jack? Nah! Dirty Darryl? Scary Larry? Dang, this is hopeless...I'll never come up with a name for that blasted whale!"

'I think I'm losing it, man. I can't think of a weird name for our baby.'

'Chuck, meet - sorry, I don't know your name, so we'll call you not-Chuck,'

"Wait -- you mean to say your NAME is Rich?"

Company changes its name from Trash Company to Waste Management Systems.

"Hey. I still haven't come up with some good names yet, OK?"

'It's Tom Ridge. He says we'll need to change our name.'