Name Game Fanatic Gifts

Somewhere in the heart of Eastern Europe...'I like it. It's catchy, and easy to remember.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Evolution.

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Baptism Then and Now

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Naming that Impala

Tom Cruise

Pokemon Get Lost

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"Very angry birds"

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Sporting maladies.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Broad Minded

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

Can I be Frank with you?

Changing house name.

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."