Word Game Fanatic Gifts

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Broad Minded

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Fast food. Even faster food

Cut Price

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Backfire

Evolution.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Dog Park

Silence of the Chickens...

Punt Cake

Shampoo.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Privates Beach"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Bangers and Mash

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Bed Spread"