Word Game Enthusiasts Gifts

Scrabble for dyslectics

Wordplay: Zigzag.

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

"People talk about tree bark. I've never heard a tree bark."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Staff support"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Cut Price

Fast food. Even faster food

Backfire

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Silence of the Chickens...

Gay Times...

Dog Park

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Lesser known greek gods,

Shampoo.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.