Word Game Lover Gifts

'I'd like to buy a vowel.'

Lepreprawn

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Lenin doing a cross-word

Lyme's Disease Support Group

"I self-identify as mail."

Karl Marks

"The book ends are for people who like to read between the lions."

Pavlov's Logs

Alphabet Soup

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Midge Ure

"But Mum, Josh is on Facebook."

"Mum warned us about this, Rory, now the sheet has really hit the fan!"

Pier Pressure

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"Make it out to 'Cash'."

'I refuse to eat my alphabet soup until you get rid of the m, s and g.'

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

Caution! Pedestrian Crossing Ahead.

Wordplay: Gastronomy.

'Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in a meating.'

'What a pair.'

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

"You're Bard!"

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'Exit signs, they're on their way out, aren't they?'

Bottom pit rather than bottomless pit.

Cucumbersome

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.