Word Play Lovers Gifts

Senator with a 'lunatic fringe'.

"If a horse's head is pointing south, where is the tail pointing?"

A Better Mouth-Tap

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Staff support"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Lesser known greek gods,

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Vlad the Inhaler

Gay Times...

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Please Drove Carefully.

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"Out damn Spot

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

Rap music

Czarcasm

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"It feels good to unwind..."

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"