Word Games Fan Gifts

'What do you call a sheep with no legs?'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Backfire

Fast food. Even faster food

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Cut Price

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Silence of the Chickens...

Shampoo.

Punt Cake

Dog Park

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

The Alpha Seltzer

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"Privates Beach"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

AA Meeting Here Today

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"