Word Games Fan Pillows

'What do you call a sheep with no legs?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Cut Price

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Fast food. Even faster food

Backfire

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Dog Park

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Shampoo.

Punt Cake

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Silence of the Chickens...

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Privates Beach"