Word Game Aficionado Pillows

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

"I love April Drools Day."

Welsh countdown

"Guys! Guys! I just got a wordle-in-one!"

Where church mice got to worship "Cheeses".

'He didn't strike it rich, it was only gowk's gowd.'

'Please join us.'

'Umm...three across. Name a South American country...seven letters...begins with a 'U' - I've tried Yugoslavia...but it doesn't fit.'

'What has three hundred teeth and says beware of the dog?'

"What's a 14-letter word for 'school leader'?"

Flat Foot

"I'm not feeling well. I'm calling in stick."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Staff support"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Backfire

Fast food. Even faster food

Cut Price

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Dog Park

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Silence of the Chickens...

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'