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Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

"I love April Drools Day."

Welsh countdown

"Guys! Guys! I just got a wordle-in-one!"

'He didn't strike it rich, it was only gowk's gowd.'

'Please join us.'

'Umm...three across. Name a South American country...seven letters...begins with a 'U' - I've tried Yugoslavia...but it doesn't fit.'

'What has three hundred teeth and says beware of the dog?'

"What's a 14-letter word for 'school leader'?"

Flat Foot

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Staff support"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Cut Price

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Backfire

Fast food. Even faster food

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Dog Park

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Please Drove Carefully.

Silence of the Chickens...

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Punt Cake

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'