Word Game Fan Pillows

"It's definitely cold and flew season."

"Corc-a-doodle-do!"

Wordplay: Indentation.

'At the Spoonerism cafe...' 'Ah - here comes my carrots and peas.'

Oil Change

Airport

Driven To Drink

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Fast food. Even faster food

Backfire

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Cut Price

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Shampoo.

Silence of the Chickens...

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Dog Park

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Introducing...Anagraman.

The Alpha Seltzer

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Cat Burglar

"Bed Spread"