Word Play Fans Pillows

"I thee a thpeech therapitht every Thaturday for thpecial help. He ith amathing!"

'If you can't spell properly, how are you ever going to produce decent lav graffiti?'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Lesser known greek gods,

Gay Times...

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Cat Burglar

The Alpha Seltzer

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Pink Bantha

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Wiener Dog . . . Dog Wiener

Exciting potato bugs.

"He just said his first word!"

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Tequila Mockingbird

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Shell Fire

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."