Word Play Fans Gifts

"I thee a thpeech therapitht every Thaturday for thpecial help. He ith amathing!"

'If you can't spell properly, how are you ever going to produce decent lav graffiti?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Lesser known greek gods,

Gay Times...

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Cat Burglar

The Alpha Seltzer

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"He just said his first word!"

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Tequila Mockingbird

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Shell Fire

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Surgeon walks through hospital where sign says, 'No Stresspassing'.