Word Play Fan Gifts

Man on a soap box spouting bubbles

Mob psychiatry

This grass is thick! I had to swing so hard my earring came off! A diamond in the rough!

IMPROV E F The improv group says things get better with I join them.

Old genr asking a boy a question

Why it's called 'Makeup'...

Cover story: Tattoo Artist.

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Polo pony

Exciting potato bugs.

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

'You know me Dave. I'm just an ordinary, white-collar kinda guy.'

"Must you keep dogging my footsteps?"

Jehovah's Witnesses

Barry (misheard) - in stagnation mode.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Cat Burglar

Wiener Dog . . . Dog Wiener

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'