Word Play Fan T-Shirts

Man on a soap box spouting bubbles

Mob psychiatry

Old genr asking a boy a question

Cover story: Tattoo Artist.

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

'You know me Dave. I'm just an ordinary, white-collar kinda guy.'

"Must you keep dogging my footsteps?"

Jehovah's Witnesses

Barry (misheard) - in stagnation mode.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Cat Burglar

The Alpha Seltzer

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Surgeon walks through hospital where sign says, 'No Stresspassing'.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Praying mantis.