"Here's what I don't get – we don't even have fingers."
Food Wordplay Fan Gifts
Looking for a gift for a food wordplay fanatic? Our collection of witty and humorous items features clever puns, cheesy jokes, and deliciously funny designs that celebrate the love of food and humor. Whether it's for a pun-loving friend, a culinary comedian, or a kitchen humorist, these fun gifts are sure to bring smiles and spark joy.
"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."
If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.
'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
"Has anyone seen the dog?"
"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."
Punt Cake
Wok. Don't Wok.
Gay Times...
Vlad the Inhaler
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'
"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"
"Nuts to you, too."
"It feels good to unwind..."
"Privates Beach"
"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."
"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"
The Alpha Seltzer
"Someone throw him a punchline!"
'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
"No flight of the Bumblebee"
"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."
Cat Burglar
Rap music
"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."
The americanisation of vulture.
AA Meeting Here Today
"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"
Fishing for complements
Wiener Dog . . . Dog Wiener
Peel poker.
"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."
Food Wordplay Fan Gifts Collection
Food Wordplay Fan Mugs
Explore our collection of food pun mugs for delightful gifts that bring humor and cheer to every coffee or tea break.
Food Wordplay Fan Pillows
Browse our food pun pillows—fun, comfy, and full of clever sayings to brighten up any room.
Food Wordplay Fan Prints
Discover vibrant food pun prints to add a humorous and colorful touch to kitchens, dining areas, or any space where food and fun intersect.
Food Wordplay Fan T-Shirts
Check out our range of food wordplay T-shirts to find witty, funny designs perfect for food lovers with a great sense of humor.