Food Wordplay Fan Pillows

"Here's what I don't get – we don't even have fingers."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Vlad the Inhaler

Gay Times...

Punt Cake

Wok. Don't Wok.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

AA Meeting Here Today

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

The americanisation of vulture.

"Nuts to you, too."

Cat Burglar

Rap music

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

The Alpha Seltzer

"Privates Beach"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Fishing for complements

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."