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"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Lesser known greek gods,

Gay Times...

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Cat Burglar

The Alpha Seltzer

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Super Heroes.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

A Club Sandwitch.

"He just said his first word!"

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Tequila Mockingbird

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Shell Fire