Witty Wordplay Lovers Pillows

'Actually, sir, I did have a job once, but I decided to quit while I was ahead.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Staff support"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Wok. Don't Wok.

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Vlad the Inhaler

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Gay Times...

Lesser known greek gods,

Please Drove Carefully.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"Out damn Spot

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Cake Free Zone

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"She's just being Koi."

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

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"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

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