Wordplay Lovers Pillows

Jar Jar Binx in a jar.

'Have you had a lot of experience as a web designer?'

'I'm sorry, Mr Aaron, but we checked with your school and you only graduated first in your class alphabetically.'

The Knee-jerk reaction committee.

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

Shingles Bar.

"Nothing to be concerned about. Short-term memory foam loss is very common in a mattress your age."

'We have 90 words for snow. And 943 words for sex.'

'Ideas that failed: A complete Set of Vowel Beams.'

Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.

Right to bare arms.

"Do as I say, not as I dodo."

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

"How much wood would you chuck, if given the opportunity, and presupposing you could chuck wood, aspirationally speaking of course."

"Fancy going clubbing ?"

Jumpin' jehoshaphat!

"Herbal Tea Party"

'I'm a criminal lawyer.' 'I'm a criminal accountant.'

'You have a slice in your fairway, but you're out of the rough and doing about par.'

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

'Do you have the time?'

Diner. Special: Seizure Salad. It's probably a typo, but I'm not going to risk it.

'Well you said you wanted to be a director!'

The Czech is in the mail....

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"I didn't make the team...I guess I suck at everything."

" I'm trying to produce a brick layer."

Round Hole Corp

You're living in a fool's paradise, Lance. Yes, but I eschew all of the trappings of paradise

Frank & Ernest's Animals You Seldom See the "Vowl". Aeioooou.

Instead of biting them on the neck, he conks them on the head. Ah, a "wham-pire"!

If you always take the path of least resistance, you'll never be over the hill!

"Good! They've started preparing them for those aptitude tests."

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