Wordplay Lover Pillows

"Now that the holidays are over we'd like you to get back to crunching numbers."

Hamlet's Duplex

"Take your time."

Dermatologist: Rash decisions made here.

"Very interesting professor...now do you think you could sum that up in six words or less, three of which have to be 'cancer', 'cure' and 'miracle'!"

'It's worse than I thought: the frog in your throat has a frog in its throat.'

Kamakazi Flies

"Whoa, someone's been doing some gathering."

"Could I get a single perfect olive branch?"

'What did you take away from the meeting?'

"Actually, I got some pretty good ideas when I was in the box."

'Okay, you can have freedom of speech, but watch your language!'

'To tell you the truth, I don't think the average consumer will notice. Run with it.'

Opportunity knocked.

"Do you know where Noah kept the bees?" "In the ark hives?"

"Sometimes it's easier if you break the work up into little chunks."

"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."

'Interesting... From the way you describe it, it's almost as though the flu has... 'gone viral,' per se.'

'Don't sign any binding agreements that we can't un-bind.'

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

"When examining these new contracts, gentlemen, please note that in Paragraph 48 the word 'golden' has been replaced by 'plywood' and 'parachute' is now 'toboggan.'"

"I don't need a will, I've spent it all. Draft me a won't."

'What comes after a mayfly?' 'A junebug?'

'Our goal is to eliminate tax loopholes... so from now on they'll be called donut holes.'

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Bacteria speaks on cellular phone,'Marty, I'm just about to divide, so I can't make it for lunch. Both of us will get back to you.'

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to rearrange the DNA!" (Scientist has drawn 'AND' on the board).

'I can't remember it right now, but it's on the tips of my tongue...'

Feng Shui classes / How to say Feng Shui Classes

You are what you eat!

"Don't listen. It's a red herring."

Beggar's sign: 'Accepting new clients.'

"My name is Jerome and I will be your summons server this evening."

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'The Canonization of Sister Patricia'.