Lovers Of Wordplay Pillows

Blake's Sealant.

Bullroom Dancing.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

The Adventures Of Normalman

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

No Cold Callers.

"Not only have my eyes glazed over – they have turned completely into cinnamon rolls."

"I'll bring your salad right away, but your snails will of course take longer."

'He used to be a good all rounder. . . now he's just round!'

'There is pressure on your opticpoopular nerve, which is causing a flutter in your isis. This makes your vision blurry when you look through your corn hole.'

"Wanna go for a ride on the trouser snake?"

'I think I have a cracked head.' - 'And what's wrong with the car?'

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

'Please Wait to be Seeded - Thank You.'

'It feels like smoke. is it smoke?' - 'I haven't given to you, yet.'

Disabled parking only sir.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"The umbrella policy covers everything you own that can be covered by this umbrella."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Staff support"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Lesser known greek gods,

Vlad the Inhaler

Please Drove Carefully.

Wok. Don't Wok.

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Gay Times...