Word Game Fanatic Pillows

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Broad Minded

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Fast food. Even faster food

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Cut Price

Backfire

Evolution.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Shampoo.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Dog Park

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Punt Cake

Silence of the Chickens...

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

AA Meeting Here Today

"Nuts to you, too."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Bangers and Mash

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Introducing...Anagraman.

Cat Burglar

"Privates Beach"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."