Word Game Lovers Pillows

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Cut Price

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Backfire

Fast food. Even faster food

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Dog Park

Lesser known greek gods,

Shampoo.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Silence of the Chickens...

Gay Times...

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Czarcasm

Artifishial Intelligence

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Bangers and Mash

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Bed Spread"

Cat Burglar

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'