Word Games Gifts

E-Y-E patients only.

"Can you keep a secret?"

"...and our new drugs - Palistilap, Orfinifro and Kyriltliryk - are all palindromes."

A highly decorated military officer talking to man with wearing a word game on his chest

Sock Drawer

"I can't go"

'Oh, it's an acronym for 'It Doesn't Stand For Anything'.'

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Banoonoos: 'They've been phonetically modified.'

'I've been trying to think of a word for two weeks.'

'Must have been an old can of alphabet soup. No spell checker.'

Wendell has a strange feeling that he has seen this word before.

"Good cop." "Bad cop."

'Mm hmm...And could you describe this feeling of isolation, using, say... one seven-letter word?'

MISSING! / a jigsaw puzzle sticking up a flyer to a pole regarding his missing piece

Roget inventing the Thesaurus - "Roget, it's wonderful; amazing; incredible, but where do you get the idea form?"

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I'm sorry but we don't make hay until the sun shines.'

Hey What you trying pull That not a word yet

'I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.'

Man trying to get help with his crossword at a help desk

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?'

'Your spider veins are not the largest I have ever seen, but they are varicose.'

"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"Sorry, boss, but I'd like to take a leaf of absence."

'How God invented polish'

Wordplay: Endoscope.

Epoxymoron

Playing Scrabble.