Word Game Player Gifts

Insect grammar. Termite. Termitier. Termitiest.

Caution! School Crossing.

Hole Sale

Strike A Balance

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Cut Price

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Backfire

Fast food. Even faster food

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Dog Park

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Shampoo.

Silence of the Chickens...

Wordplay: Hibernation.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Bangers and Mash

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Artifishial Intelligence

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Eldrow

Czarcasm

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Introducing...Anagraman.

Cat Burglar

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Bed Spread"