Word Game Players Gifts

"You're large, grey and don't matter. . . you're irrelephant!"

"It's an oughtobiography...."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Backfire

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Cut Price

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Fast food. Even faster food

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Silence of the Chickens...

Lesser known greek gods,

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Shampoo.

Dog Park

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Artifishial Intelligence

Czarcasm

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Bangers and Mash

Cat Burglar

Eldrow

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Introducing...Anagraman.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Bed Spread"

The Pink Bantha