Name Game Fanatic Mugs

Somewhere in the heart of Eastern Europe...'I like it. It's catchy, and easy to remember.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Evolution.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Baptism Then and Now

Tom Cruise

Naming that Impala

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

Sporting maladies.

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"Very angry birds"

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Broad Minded

Changing house name.

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."